School ke kuch yaadgar pal(in simple words Kaand)

Hello,Friends thanx for reading my blog..i appreciate!
So,to continue journey of our school,here i m with some kabhi na bholne wale kaand..
1)Rachna Mam Thappad kaand-kyun gaal pakad liye hanste hue,sabko hi yaad hoga,Recap-
(i)Scene 1-Madam class mein aai or aate hi poocha padh ke ya home work karke aae ho,or jo nahi karke aae khade ho jao.
(ii)Scene 2-Sirf Thakral or ek do or ko chodd ke ham sab khade ho gae..
(iii)Scene 3-Hey!!!!!Its party time for mam Rachna,madam ne kaha ki line bana ke window's ke paas khade ho jao.
(iv)Scene 4-Abhi ham soch hi rahe the ki madam table se niklengi kaise,tabhi Ring Master Rachna ne sabse pehla thappad Pathak ko maara,pori class ki bolti band.
(v)Scene 5-Ek ek karke sabke gaal lal hote hue,tabhi is ma....ke bete Manpreet ko khidki ek phook se kholne ka idea dimaag mein aaya,ham sab ki hansi nikal gai,bas fir kya tha,hamari hansi or Rachna mam pati...slip of toungh Rachna mam ne ki pitai.
2)"May I come in Mam"-Iska bhi scene mein hi samjhata hun....
(i)Scene 1-Hamara break time mein football khel ke jab mann bhar gaya to Rena Boss mam ki class sirf 5 min lagane ka mann karna
(ii)Scene 2-Vo Aa ke paani peena
(iii)Scene 3-Ravi ka Reena Boss mam se poochna-"Mam May I come in".
(iv)Scene 4-tabhi apne Manpreet ka ek stunt,hanth pakad ke Ravi ka bahar se bahar hi kheechna.
(v)Scene 5-Mam said-"Come in".
(vi)Scene 6-Huge laugh in class n coridore,as no body was there who wants to come.haaaaaaaaa,Remember that.
3)We Were the Winners alway's-Football mein hamesha hamari hi team winner huva karti thi,hamati team=Sction C+ New Students...or ye loosers hamesha haarte the kyun bhaiyon yaad hai na? Apni team strong hi itni thi-
Field Plan--------------------
Goal Keeper-Harish,huva karta tha saala lazy boy...
Defender's-Avi,Mani,Abdul i think n u all agrey with me they were World Class Degender's..Matlab inke rehte hue Harish or lazy ho jata tha,kyunki goal tak ball ponhachti hi nahi thi..Three chares of our Defender's Hip Hip Hurrrrre,Hip Hip Hurrrrre,Hip Hip Hurrrrre.
Middle Player-Ravi(Bhaiya),aggar sach pocha jae to he leads the team to other post.iske sath ek do or huva karte the ab naam yaad nahi
Forward Player-Arun Thakur,Pari(that's me),Neelam,hamari stratigy kya hoti thi,opposite team ke goal keeper tha's Helmet,ko baton mein uljha ke rakhna Neelam ne mujhe paas dena,as mera dimaag dono taraf tha,gappon mein bhi or ball pe bhi,maine fir Arun ko pass dena or Ye gaya GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLL,hey hey we r the winner's.
Opposite team(Section A+ Section B) field plan-
Goal Keeper-Hemlet,very good player but hamse gappein marne ke chakkar mein goal bacha nahi pata tha.
Defender,Middle player,Forward player-Inki team mein yahi problem thi,sab apne aap ko Ronaldo samajhte the,bas inhe Helmet se pass chahiye or apne goal post se hamare goal post tak akele laane or Hero banne ke chalkkar mein hamaare World class Defender's se ball nikaa; hi nahi pate the,poor chap's.They were Waheed,Racing,Jatta..They were very Good player's individualy,but not as TEAM,or ham beshak unse kam individual strong rhe,but as a TEAM we were the Champ's.
4)R.D sir ki chadi(stick),gayab hona-Yaar R.D sir ko hamne bohat pareshan kiya tha,yaad hai ek baar unka games period ke baad arrangment period laga tha,aadhe bache bahar khel hi rahe the or adhe room mein class laga rahe the,to sir ne sabse pehle Ravi ko bheja bachon ko bulane ke liye,15 min ho gae vo bhai to aae nahi,fir shayed Bai ko bheja bulane ke liye,vo bhi nahi aaya...to baad mein pata chala ki bulane to gae the,but vahin khelne lage.Ravi Anand to bina poche hi sir ke saamne se nikal gaya,sir bolte hi reh gae,Ravi vapas aaja.
"tab sir ne fesla liya baton ke bhoot laton se hi manenge",or sir agle hi din pehli classs mein le aae "chadi"..but ham sach mein bohat layak students the,badi sambhal ke hamne chadi chupa di,sir ne gusse mein aa ke Thakral ko thappad mara tha yaad hai????
5)Cracker Explotion- mujhe abhi abhi Abdul ne yaad dilaya,hamari class hamesha saali Toilet ke pass hi hoti thi..or in hi dino mein(Diwali Time),as all know kuch shararti tatvon ne pange to lene hi hote hain,to Commerce Section walon ne bomb phodne or "G" hamare class ki hi lagti thi,yaad hai ek baar Reena Boss mam ki class inhi chakron mein bahar ground mein lagi thi,shayed koi bemaar-vimmar bhi pad gaya tha...tab ja ke kahin class mein hamari class lagi thi.
6)Reena Boss Mam ko tang karna-Yaar Reena Boss mam ko hamne bohat tang kiya yaar,but she was out of this world...gussa karti thi,but pyar se! Yaad hai ek baar ham logon se tang aa ke mam ne hamari class ki shikayat Ani mam se laga di thi! Tab bhi maine,Waheed ne or Avi ne uski copy nahi banai thi last tak. Reena boss mam hamein ground se pakad pakad ke class lagane ko bolti thi,or ham kehte the "nahi mam aap copy mangoge",to mam ne kehna are class to laga lo copy nahi mangti..ek baat hai,last time jate hue jab hamne mam ke pair(legs) touch kiye to mam ko bohat acha laga tha,maine yo persionaly ja ke SORRY kaha tha,tang bhi to sabse jyada maine hi kiya tha.
7)Physics ke 5 teacher badalna-jab Itne teachers badlenge to bachon ko Physics kaise samajh aaegi..jaisa Newton sahab ne bhi kaha hai,Every Action has equal n oppisite reaction,ye school wale Action karte hain ek baad ek teacher badalne ka or iska direct reaction hamare physics ke paperon mein Binary numbers mein marks aane se pata chalta tha....but yaar ismein bhi hamari hi galti thi,hamne tikne kahan diya tha ek bhi teacher ko Teacher's List of Physics--
1)Sabse pehli to ek bangali mam aai thi,jinke husband scientist the,unhone aana or black board ke ek taraf se shuro ho ke dosre taraf tak likhte hi chale jana,jab kuch pocho to kuch aisa scientific sa answer deti thi ki hamein hi nahi pata cha;ta tha ki Question kya pocha tha....
2)fir unke jaane ke baad ek lambi c teacher aai thi,yaar usse to hamne runa hi diya tha,kehti ki ek to main apni chotti beti ko ghar akela chodd ke aati hun or tum mujhe yahan pareshan karte ho..2 din se jyada nahi tik pai thi vo.
3)Fir ek teacher aai thi,isko to shayed koi nahi bhola hoga,as she was Hot Physics teacher...koi question na bhi ho na to baar baar question pochne jate the,or vo bhi kon jisko pata bhi nahi hota tha ki ye physics ki teacher hai! ye bhi jaldi chali gai thi,kab tak sehti bechari...
4)fir aai "Hanji Bache" uff yaar isse to dekh ke lagta tha ki iska husband isse kaise tolerate karat hoga..isne bejti bhi karni to bade pyar se hanji bache hanji bache karke karti thi.
5)Fir aae hansome,dashing ANIL KAPPOR sir,davaion pe jinda rehne wale Kappor sir..yaad hai inke pass ek baar pori class gai thi Sorry kehne! badi minnaton ke baad maane the sir,or han vo yaad hai jab hamara external aaya tha hamara Physics ka practical lene,sabko ek ghante pehle hi bula liya tha,sir ne...or jab vo external aaya to apne sir ne usko itna kuch khilaya-pilaya tha,but fir bhi saala number nahi de ke gaya
6)Saturday(vaise sabke liye White dress day,but for us it was same working Blue n White day)-maja to prayer mein aata tha,sirf ek Arun(padhako) ne white dress mein khade rehna or rest of the students in Blue n white,even girl's bhi hamein follow karne lagi thi.
7)We Never missed games period ever-Games ke din koi absent ho,no way..vaise kya hota hai ki bache school class lagane jate the but ham school games khelne jate the..R.D or sab teacher heraan pareshan reh jate the ki vaise bache aate nahi,or jab vo pochte ki aaj poori class aai hai,lagta hai class padhne lagi hai,to ham kehte no Mam/Sir its Games period today...
8)Vo Canteen mein chup chup ke jaana-Canteen mein to hamesha ham pairs mein hi,chup chup ke jate the.....
yaar canteen ka to abhi bhi bholta vo pal jab Abdul ne ek Hot-Dog lena tha tab sirf vo or main the,but jab usne Hot-Dog le liya tab Hot-Dog ek or peche bache 10,bahar bhi janta khadi thi,Danu ne ek hanth maara or Hot-Dog uske hanth nein chala gaya,usualy kya hota hai ki koi Hot-Dog cheen bhi le to ham baant liya karte the,but vo Hot-Dog jo Danu ke hanth mein gaya hai na,pehle Hot-Dog ki state Solid thi,but uske hanth mein jaate hi Liquid ho gai thi....But ek baat thi,canteen wala Hot-Dog mast banata tha! Agreed na?
9)Kick Me if u can-Suffery(i know this is not the correct word,but its suits here)-Hamari sabse pehli I.P teacher
She was suffered by-Manpreet Singh(The Singh is Kicking)
Incidence kya tha ki,I.P mam(yaar naam yaad nahi aa raha,uska ham sab to uski shadi mein bhi gae tha na with gang bang) hamein padha rahi thi,tabhi class hansne lagi,n then some stupid girl said mam that something sticked to her back,mam ne usse nikaalne ko kaha or usmein likha tha-"KICK ME", ye apne Manni ka dimaag bhi na saala ulta hi chalta tha...fir kya mam gusse mein laal-peeli,Vice Principle mam "Ani" ke paas chali gai Mani ki pant peeli karne,but apna Mani saala vo kisse darne wala tha.....badi mushkil se to usne Sorry feel kiya tha! Overall funny and enjoyable momment 4 us but disgusting n horrible for MAM.
10)I.P Final Practicle-Ye shayed jyada logon ko nahi pata hoga,huva kya tha ki hamara I.P ka final practical chala huva tha.Or koi Sardar External banke aaya tha.ab sabko apne apne project ke baare mein thoda thoda explain karna tha,Hamara 3 ka group tha-Me,Avi n Ravi(Bhaiya) ab aap sab ko group dekh ke hi lag raha hoga kiski kitni contribution hogi project mein. bilkul last moment pe mujhe or Ravi ko yaad aaya abe kuch batana bhi hai,to hamne Avi se thoda thoda padh liya,ab back benchers ki fitrat to tumhe pata hi hogi,jo sabse assan(1st page) laga vo yaad kar liya fata-fat.Mera or Ravi ka roll no aage-peeche hi tha...sabse pehla no Ravi ka tha,usne 1st page explain kar diya or kaha ki han sir ismein maine kaam kiya hai....yahan tak to theek tha,jab meri baari aai,or Sardar ji ne mujhse pocha aap bato is project mein aapki kitni contribution hai,or aapne kon se page pe khud coding ki,ab yaar mujhe bhi obviously 1st page hi asaan lagna(as usmein sirf variable declartion's ke elava kuch bhi nahi tha) tha to kya karta maine bhi keh diya "sir 1st page" or vo bhi seena taan ke,vo kehta aapse pehle wale roll no ko bolao....mujhe laga shayed ham dono ki performance se kush huva "sardar" but bhaiyon ye to Gabbar wala "sardar" nikla...fir jo isne hamari leni-deni ki hai na vo kabhi fursat mein bataunga......................
11)Medical Walon ka Bio ki class miss karke hamare sath khelne aana-Kyun Bio walon yaad hai na,jab hamara games period hota tha,tabhi tumhari bio ki class hoti thi,vaise aggar hamara games period na bhi ho tab bhi ham usse games period bana hi lete the...to han,ye saare bio wale hamare sath hi games khelne aa jate the apna period miss karke,or ye ladkiyon ko bol ke aate the ki Mam ko mat batan ki ham sab games khelne gae hain...or vo vafadar ladkiyan sach mein mam ko sab kuch bata deti thi..kai baar to in sabko Bio wali mam se daant bhi khaani padi or ultimatum bhi de diya gaya ki agli baar principle se complaint kar di jaaegi....but jaisa maine pehle bhi kaha tha,us time to bas ye tha ki Khel lo pata nahi "Kal games period ho na ho"....mast the yaar vo din
Keep Reading n give me suggetions....bye for now take care.